It's HOSIERY not Pants: This Should Be Filed in the "It's Footwear Not Pants" Category

A Public Service Announcement

To quote http://www.tightsarenotpants.com/ 's manifesto:

Let's be clear, the wearing of the tights as pants is an abomination. TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.

Sure, in the context of sports, ballet, hair metal, and renaissance fairs, tights function as suitable leg coverings, but still they are not pants.

No. These function as suitable leg coverings, but still- they ar not pants.

No. These are not activities that transform tights into pants; these are historically acceptable acts of PANTLESSNESS.

TIGHTS AS PANTS leave nothing to the imagination.

TIGHTS AS PANTS are an affront to those who prefer not to know the most intimate details of their neighbors' bodies.

TIGHTS AS PANTS are the fashion equivalent of too much information.

We are tired of tolerating attempts to force tights into a non-native garment category and have decided to do something about it.

It's HOSIERY not Pants

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

This Should Be Filed in the "It's Footwear Not Pants" Category

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